Posted by Chuck Jackson on December 09, 2002 at 19:09:17:
In Reply to: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What horn for Tubachristmas and Why posted by TubaRay on December 08, 2002 at 22:42:16:
Which leads me a story with the best put-down of all times:
Teacher: OK, your jury is tomorrow. DON'T MISS IT!!! The only way you can miss is is to be dead or if there is a nuclear war.
Student: But what if I am exhausted from a night of intense sexual activity.
Teacher: I guess you will have to play with the other hand.