Posted by chippy on December 16, 2002 at 11:24:24:
In Reply to: Re: Re: 1st slide grind posted by Slidey on December 11, 2002 at 20:28:08:
1. Insure the tuba for much more than you actually paid.
2. Run the St. Pete through a wood chipper.
3. File your insurance claim for the tuba having been stolen.
4. Show the proper amount of remorse for your "missing" tuba.
5. Claim your "prize money" from the Claims Adjuster.
6. Buy a better tuba.