Posted by Double visions on February 01, 2003 at 21:10:29:
In Reply to: Re: Re: BRUCE'S SOUSAPHONE HEAVEN IS UP & RUNNIN posted by Psyclops the Cat on February 01, 2003 at 20:17:43:
I certainly like the seriousness and credibility of this page.
However it reminds me of this subtle anecdote/urban legend reported to have happened in Copenhagen just before 1960:
A gentleman in a somewhat intoxicated state enters a premier restaurant and places (rather throws) his carcass into a chair at a very centrally placed table. He yells at the waiter, that he wants a bottle of Scotch.
The waiter gently suggests, that the law prohibits him serving guests with a doubtful level of consciousness.
The said guest yells back: How do you dare to doubt my soberness? I clearly can see the two eyes of that cat entering your locale!
To which the waiter in a subdued tone replies: Sorry sir! This cat is not entering our locale. It is leaving it!