Posted by tubacca on June 24, 2002 at 14:21:46:
In Reply to: How can I play deafeningly loud? posted by Captain Justice on June 24, 2002 at 13:53:22:
I can help you with this for I am an expert on loud noises... first take about 100 dried plumes (prunes) and put them in a mixing bowl. second go to taco bell and order about 12 bean burritos(fire sauce and sour cream are a must not an optoin!!!) next go to a liquor store and get a 1/2 keg of Killians Red. when you get home take everything mentioned above and through into the biggest blender you can find. blend into a fine liquid and drink until you can't drink anymore... go for a jog about 5 miles... soon after you should experiance a sub-sonic rumble of historic proportions... good luck!!!