Posted by AW on March 19, 2003 at 22:12:55:
In Reply to: Re: Re: Leather Tuba Guards posted by Rick Denney on March 19, 2003 at 21:55:26:
"...bring a hammer..."
Why didn't I think of that? Wait a minute! I just got a vision. It's like a scene from that "Robot Wars" TV show. All the tubas in the section now have automated attachments that swing hammers, shoot flame, flail chains, etc., whenever another tuba gets too close. When one tuba player shifts in his chair abruptly, the ensuing clanging, crashing and thudding just about drowns out the percussion section! It's a true armed peace.
Unfortunately, the vision has faded, and I can't fill you in on all the details. Did I just get a glimpse of the future?
It's all a fantasy (I hope),
Allen Walker