Posted by Wade on May 22, 2001 at 17:39:17:
In Reply to: Re: Drug testing at Auditions? posted by me on May 22, 2001 at 12:26:30:
Opperations Manager in Dressing Room:
"I need everyone to pee in the cup, lable it, hand it to me as you exit; and hey, HAVE A GREAT CONCERT!!!"
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President of the Symphony Board of Governors to restless audience:
"We will be starting a bit late tonight, as two of our elderly violists can't seem to urinate and the tubist refuses to for fear of his job. In the meantime, can I see the hands of all of you who do NOT currently hold Season Tickets..."
Wade