Posted by Mark on November 01, 2002 at 19:45:13:
I just had a revelation of my calling in life. I've been attending a lot of fall festivals, fairs and school carnivals lately and tonight it hit me. Next year I'm going to buy a Sousaphone, memorize a whole bunch of Christmas carols and seasonal songs, dress up like Santa and walk around playing at these events. Just for fun. Won't that be cool?