Re: Another worthless Baritone player


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Posted by source of funding on November 27, 2002 at 00:47:27:

In Reply to: Another worthless Baritone player posted by Jeff on November 26, 2002 at 19:45:18:

Hey... I finally figured out a way to get funding for my school district's band program!!!


A collaborative effort on the part of student, director, and...

This BBS!!!

I convince my band director to humiliate me in front of the entire class, then make a big show of storming off angrily. I then proceed to post derogatory comments about my director on this board. My director happens to view the slander and show it to the administration, who subsequently suspend me. My director helps advocate against me during the entire process. I then file a lawsuit requesting $550,000 in damages, I collect $30,000, I buy a new euphonium and then give the rest to my band director.

Everyone's happy.

John "hesitant to post my last name in case members of my school's administrative team happens to stumble across this post" E---s




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