Posted by Dave on September 14, 2001 at 19:50:08:
In Reply to: What is.... posted by Joshua Cutchin on September 14, 2001 at 16:29:54:
"Dents are to the tuba, as caraway seeds are to rye bread."
and...
"A pinhole in a trumpet makes the instrument unplayable. A bullet hole in a tuba is never noticed."
I think both of these came from "Les Brass", and rather humorous, dead-balls-on look at brass players and their peculiarities...