Posted by Eve on September 19, 2003 at 01:38:39:
In Reply to: "Don't You Wish You Played Piccolo?" posted by Steve Marcus on September 18, 2003 at 11:04:05:
My answers...
Usually:
1. "But a whole orchestra of piccolos would sound pretty bloody awful..."
For variety:
2. "People just keep on paying me to do it."
Both (I think) polite, good-humoured, witty, non-offesive, and accurate.