Posted by I felt better on March 01, 2004 at 00:16:10:
In Reply to: Thank you posted by Sad day on February 29, 2004 at 22:54:54:
You could always fill up a paper sack with all manner of animal refuse, place it on your so-called "friend"'s doorstep, light the sack on fire, ring his or her doorbell, and run off into the night. It worked for me!